Mother's Day...

How we should love our Mothers...
First we should thank them every day for bringing us into this world. I know many times they second guess their decision making process that day of our birth.

Second, we should lavish praise and adoration on them. You are never too old to have your mother get the switch and give you an attitude adjustment.

Thirdly, we should thank them for being our mediator, our lawyer and our probation officer. You know the time when Dad got really mad at us for something, and Mom (The Mediator) went to our defense and told Dad that we were just kids and did not know better. And that Dad was partially to blame for our offense (the Lawyer) because he did not put his stuff away, and that Mom (The Probation Officer) would punish us by sending us to our room with a stern talking to. Dad would have just killed us and told the neighbors that we ran away, Mom though knew the neighbors would not buy that...
That is why she is Mom...